Vital Ingredient

 

VITAL INGREDIENT

 

Why don’t they make Zimberts anymore?

What happened, did they run out of that vital ingredient, up there, in that store?

I think we should write a letter of complaint.

You know, to the head saint.

Or at least let them know, we need more Zimberts.

The world’s run low.

It’s not fair.

It’s just selfish not to share.

Keeping all those vital ingredients, all the way up there.

At least give us some of our own, so we can make Zimberts down here.

If I can remember correctly,

To make a perfect Zimbert one would need a pinch of this, a dab of that.

Let’s not forget to add a slice of, oh my, I remember that.

But then there was something else, something quite special indeed. It wasn’t a Pinch or a dab,

Not even a slice, dash or a slab.

What was it?

A sprinkle, that was it,!  But what was in it?

 

I forget.

And where is it from? Is that the key, to making the perfect Zimberts?

 That one ingredient they won’t share or let us see.

Maybe.

  But where was it from, could it be from elsewhere?Who knows, perhaps from even down there?

 

 

Although it was a long time ago, I remember a store. They won the Crown.

They made the best Zimberts in town.

That store burnt down.

There was a rumor going around.

They say some of those vital ingredients were never found.

They got too hot.

 When mixed together, in certain weather, 

 

Well I don’t care; I still say it’s terribly unfair, you can find good Zimberts anymore, anywhere.

 Furthermore we have run low; We’ve only got the one you know.

Certainly we cherish what’s left.

And the Zimbert we do have is absolutely, 

our

 gift.

Happy Birthday

Michael Zimbert

By

Amber Keys

Name Day

 

Name Day

I was given a nickname, he was funny,
I liked him.
I was walking out of the Plaza that day.
Seven years my senior.
He was a man, certainly no junior.
Tall and handsome, dark hair and crystal eyes that
Looked me up and down.
I noticed him admiring my thighs.

Sixteen and barley legal
But only if we were in his land with all their regal and royal ways.
He sounded very different from me but with an overwhelming familiarity.

He was bold, he had no shame.
I don’t even think,
He asked for my name.
He just took me by the hand and walked me straight into the Grand. Before I know what was going on, we were dinning and being served wine.

As we started our meal, he noticed the way I approached my veal.
With the knife and fork the right way in hand. But this was only practiced and taught in his homeland.
“No one holds their cutlery like that, not here,” he says in fact.
“Where did you say you were from?”
He asked.

I thought he was fierce with crystal eyes.
“I didn’t,” I said. “You never asked.”
That’s when he asked for my name,
When I gave it, he chuckled and laughed.
Then he said.
“Did I ever wonder if I was
Coming or going?”
And he chuckled and laughed again!

“Your name is a colour, my dear.
We use it to explain the relevance of our traffic lights.
Green means go, red means stop, but
your colour means caution.
It’s uncertain if you’ll continue or not.
No I can’t call you that.”
He says,
“I’ll have to give you a nickname instead.”
I looked at him awkwardly.
I’m not sure I like this game with names. He’s cute, handsome in fact.
But who is this guy, with his weird chuckles and laughs?
I’ll keep quiet for now, since he’s buying the wine.
But if he’s not careful I’ll stand up
And slug him right in the eye.
He could see I was annoyed,
Thinking he’s so clever.
He started to say,
“I promise you really will like your nickname
but first let’s play a game.”
I glared up and raised my brow.
Now I’m thinking one bad word and I will punch this guy out.
“What is it?” I say.
“What game do we have to play?”
“All you have to do is look at my s tattoo and see if you can pronounce my name correctly?”
And that’s when he stretched his jeans to one side, pasted his hips, exposing the top of his thigh.
I looked up with a roll of my eyes.
I pretend to dismiss
His physique and muscular thighs.
I glanced at his colorful tattoo. I
Didn’t want him to know that I cared
or that I might be wondering what he was wearing down there.
I shook the image from my head. Exposing a blush, I went a little red.
I quickly focused
back to the question instead.
“Yoska.” (YŌsh-kǎ) I said with perfect intonation.
His eyes widened, he said.
“How did you know to pronounce it that way? No one has ever got it correct,
not an American anyway.”
“What did I win?”
I said with my own sinister grin.
“Your nickname of course.
It’s yours if you want it.
You can have it forever if you like.”
I’m intrigued but not sure.
I’m almost frightened to ask.
Well alright, it’s just for laughs.
“What is your nickname you have for me?”
And that’s when he took my hand, he looked deep in my eyes with his crystal azures.
He said,
“I think you’re lovely,
Stay with me.
Go on my love, are you bold enough?
do you dare, take a chance, on me?”
I was taken aback by his tenacity.
I was compelled, it was a challenge you see, so I said, “Yes.”
“I knew you would,” he said.
“How did you know?
I almost said no.”
He shook his head with confidence and said,
“Your nickname of course, it suits you my dear. I knew it instantly with only a glace. I knew you’d be compelled to take a chance on me.
Your nickname my love, is Chauncy, you see.”

A year later, and it’s time to hand my nickname down the bloodline.
It was never really mine to begin with.
It was always yours Cherub.
It belongs to you my baby girl.
I was just holding on to it for a while.
Waiting to give it to you,
Upon your March third arrival.

Pastry Nation

 

 

Pastry Nation

 

I don’t know why I’m surprised, each day that I hear someone say;

“I’m sorry I forgot that day.”

As if that day just disappeared.

“Look there goes Tuesday; it just leaped off the calendar,

 Like some crazy salamander.”

I guess we don’t have to keep our appointments today.

 

Did you hear? Tuesday has disappeared.

 

We can just sit around in our dressing gown,

Eat cereal,

Watch cartoons

 And

 Drink beer.

 

“Welcome to flaky town USA.”

 

Why is it alright, to say, “Okay, you can count on me tonight?”

Or

“I’ll be there, that day.”

When all along, you have no intention, no inclination of ever showing up.

Not even the aspiration of conjuring up some story to say.

No, it’s expected; Almost elected.

 

As if we voted these flakes into office one day.

Well I didn’t vote. Where is my say?

Welcome to flaky town, USA.

I know I don’t sound like a local to this town.

But I am a native, I just went away.

When I came back, something went off track,

  I could feel something off that day.

The more I looked around,

I saw and heard my town,

 Being run down,

More and more each day.

 

 Is it because of the flakes and their flaky pastry behavior out here?

Where did they come from? Who let them in?

 

Make sure we close the door,

Don’t let in anymore.

Get some vegetables in around here.

 

 What happened out here? Will it happen to me?

Or

Is it just being aware of your inoculation?

From becoming Mayor,

Of a pastry nation

Called
Flaky Town USA.

 

Well I’m not giving up.

I like pastry just as much as the next lot. But who wants a pie with nothing inside?

It just seems a waist of everyone’s time. Especially mine.

If all those with sustenance stop accepting this flaky insolence,

Then there will be no mistake.

Don’t take credit from flakes.

 

There is nothing wrong with a flaky pastry from time to time.

 But you have to admit. Whenever a pie is eaten, even if it’s all gone, it’s always the Meat that goes first.

You don’t care about the flakes left behind on your plate.

 You know why?

Because flakes can be jerks!

Amber’s Grant

Why do you want to be self employed?

TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY,

 TO DO SOMETHING WITH PASSION I BELIEVE IN EVERYDAY.

TO SELFISHLY REJOICE,

 IN THE HAPPINESS THAT I GIVE TO OTHERS WITH SOMETHING, I CAN CREATE.

Tell us about your business….

IT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN,

 IT IS ALMOST IDENTICAL TO A CLICHÉ OR THAT STORY UNSUNG.

I’M 44, I PROMISE YOU JAN 14, RIGHT OUT THE DOOR. ONLY SINCE DECEMBER ONE MONTH BEFORE, DID I REALIZE I HAD A GIFT.

NOTHING I EVER THOUGHT OF, EVER, EVER, BEFORE.

IF YOU WOULD HAVE ASKED ME THE SAME QUESTION IN ANY OTHER PLACE IN TIME.

I CAN ASSURE YOU, NOT ONE WORD OR SENTENCE WOULD EVER HAVE RHYMED.

TELL US ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS YOU SAY.

IT’S AN EXPRESSION THAT I LIVE EACH DAY.

 A PASSION THAT HAS NO SAY.

 ONLY THE URGE TO EXPRESS AND CREATE

WITH THAT CHILDHOOD GIDDINESS WHEN ALLOWED OUT TO PLAY.

I UNDERSTAND IF I DON’T MAKE THE GRADE OR THE CUT AS THEY SAY.

AT LEAST I GOT TO WRITE THIS FOR YOU, ESPECIALLY ON THIS DAY.

AS LONG AS I MADE YOU SMILE. THAT ALONE WOULD BE WORTHWHILE.

IT’S THE LAST DAY OF MY BIRTHDAY MONTH SO I THOUGHT, WHY NOT?

 IT MIGHT JUST BE YOUR DAY.

If awarded a grant what are your plans for the funds?

IF I WAS AWARDED A GRANT, IT WOULD GIVE ME THE FREEDOM,

THE FREEDOM TO CHECK THINGS OUT.

NOT JUST WRITING POETRY,

 BUT THE OPPORTUNITY TO PERFORM IT,

IN ITS ENTIRETY. THE WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE

AND NOT GETTING CAUGHT UP WITH DIFFERENT WRITINGS OR ITS SYMMETRY.

INSTEAD, CREATING POETRY WITH THE WORD, THE SPOKEN WORD,

THAT CAN BE SHARED ON A STAGE AND ADDRESSED TO THE WORLD; WHILE SHARING EACH NOUN, INTONATION OR VERB.

Anything else you would like to add?

HAND ON MY HEART I CAN HONESTLY SAY,

YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED.

. BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU WILL HAVE CREATE,

A POET,

 DEVOTED,

 TO MAKING HEARTS SMILE EACH DAY.

BY

AMBER KEYS

For Suzie

The latest in a series of “Spoken Word” / Slam Poetry.

Fairy tales and fairy crossings.

All Godmothers have discussings.

They break for tea but only once a day you see.

They discus about this or talk about that

but always, yes always, there will be one subject pinned to the top of their cap.

All the fairies gather round, to sneak a peek

or hear a sound.

But one wayward look, will  get them all cooked

and it’s bye bye fairies, bye bye.

Godmothers hate to be interrupted.

Especially,  yes especially by anyone corrupted.

 

One Godmother stands up to address the pin in all their caps.

 

“What are we going to do?” She says.

“What are we going to do about that?”

 

Another Godmother stands up to say.

“Why don’t we use the hounds that day?

They can protect and hear any sound.”

 

“That’s just silly.” Another speaks out.

“How are the hounds going to sing to Billy?”

“I’ve got it!” Erupts from the corner of the room.

“What about if we gather round all our fairies and ask them to help out?”

 

Godmother from over there, crosses her arms and sits back in her chair.

“That won’t work.” She says.

“All our fairies are all  jerks.“

 

“Ladies, ladies please calm down,

the answer is in the room,

it’s just swimming around.”

 

“Godmother all the way in the back.

Let’s talk about the one thing

permanently pinned  in your cap.

Why are you sitting all the way over there?

Come closer dear don’t despair.”

 

Says the Godmother at the head of the chair.

 

“They all grow up, you know that.

But one thing’s for certain,

her love will always remain intact.

Sometimes they forget,

but she will remember.

She will know her Godmother’s love is

eternal and forever. Don’t forget my dear her memory will come flooding back

and when it does she’ll be clear,

you’ve always had her back.

There is no stopping a true godmother’s love,

it’s ordained by the heavens above.

There’s no need for a public announcement just your word to the Universe is enough.

She will find you dear, you will see.

And when she does it will be,

very clear to you and she.

You and her were always meant to be.

It was ever thus and as it should be.

Yes some time will have passed but now

you get the best for last.

I can’t tell you how much I envy you.

But you will soon know,

the Godchild who needs you so

will never let you go. And that’s what it’s all about

my dear. Being there when no one else is near.

I do hope this talk has help somewhat,

but now we really must get back

to the pressing pin in all our caps.

Billy’s stripper party.”

 

SKY

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SKY

A poem inspired by my mum Judy Keys and dedicated to my Godmother Rita Coolidge.

I wrote Sky on December 18th 2013. I just talked to my father for his birthday. I had hoped for a more loving conversation. The one person in the planet I could talk to about my father was  no longer on the planet.

Uncertain, nervous and distraught. I found myself racing through the valley in what was once my mother’s mustang. I was stopped by a traffic light when I was forced to look up at the sky. In what felt like an overwhelming moment of loneliness, my vision was suddenly engulfed by colors of transcending blues.

This is my first poem,

I hope you enjoy it.

Amber

Written December 18th 2013
SKY
The fickle blue sky seems larger today with its pillowing white.

The sky seems larger today with its fickle blue,

Transcending from dark to light.

It seems larger today, all dressed up in its soft blanket of white. I see the majestic pillowing as it dances and skips through the sky.

 I see you, my fickle blue, transcending from deep dark to powder light.

The sky seems larger today as I stare up, peering through.

I’m trying to get a glimpse, maybe I’ll see her, maybe she’s there.

If it’s true.

The sky seems larger today with so many different blues.

 It’s a little overwhelming to me.

Maybe,

If I reach my arms up as high as I might.

I’ll struggle and stretch, I’ll never give up.

I’ll keep reaching, higher and higher.

Perhaps I’ll feel a tug.

Why can’t I see her? Where did she go?

This fickle blue sky with its selfish curtain of white.

It’s making it so hard. I can’t see her. It’s too bright.

This is NOT fair, NO, this is not right!

Is she up there, can see me?

If I took a plane, flew over the mountains, beyond the light and far above the blue.

Would she be waiting? Could that be true?

If only I could see her, make sure she’s alright.

Let her know what had happened and why

I had to travel beyond the light.

I would hold her and hug her, I would talk of my flight.

I would tell her all that has happened and all that might.

I would never want to leave her.

But she would say no and we would

fight……

I would beg and plead,

“Please don’t make me go.”

But in my heart I would know.

She would win, I would lose.

She would say,

 “Don’t be sad, I’m always with you,
please don’t miss your flight.”

With my head hung low, I would acknowledge of course.
Of course, she is right.
She would lift my long face up with both her hands and say,
“I love you my darling, it really is okay.”

I would pretend to smile and slowly get back on my flight.
At least I would have seen her, said goodbye, kissed her goodnight.
Then I would be okay
and everything would be all right.

That would be all I would need.
I could heal with just that one night.

I would be fine to travel back.
Through the deep blue.

 Far away beyond the light.
Eventually landing beneath the blanket of white.

I see you,
my fickle blue,
transcending from deep dark to powder light.

You seem,

 Smaller to me today.

You can’t fool me, all dressed up in your soft elegant blanket of pillowing white.

I’ll keep watching.

I’ll be fine.

I’ll wait patiently.

Until,
my flight time…

Inspired by my mum Judy and dedicated to my Godmother Rita.